'I'd rather be dead than be with you': Meet Britain worst couple

Another morning another drama for Jeremy Kyle to deal with.
After a seeing the cruelest father in Britain on the show on Wednesday, we didn't think the chat show could shock us any more this week.
But then poor little Chris went on there, and proved he was possibly the weakest doormat in Britain. And we wanted to cry.
The young chap went on the show with his girlfriend of nine years, Adele, who walked out on him three days earlier.

 

Adele shouting at Chris

Chris wanted the results to a lie detector test she'd taken, to find out whether she had cheated on him.
Geordie Adele admitted to snogging another chap, and putting her hands down his pants, but swore it was only the once that she'd been unfaithful.
“I think she's had threesomes,” Chris admits. “I know I should leave but I love her.”
Bolshy Adele didn't have any empathy towards her long-term partner, and bounded onto the stage smirking.

 

“My legs open more than Tescos doors,” she announced unexpectedly, before declaring she wants to leave Chris for good.
“He's too boring, the sex is bad,” she said. “I'd rather be dead than be with you.”
We could see the pain on his little face.
*Insert sad face emoticon here*

 

The lie detector results are then revealed. Turns out she HAS cheated on him.
Surprise, surprise.
Chris then leaves the stage (almost in tears), while Adele smirks again.
“You need to move on, put this behind you, find someone better,” Jeremy tells Chris.
Adele then tells Chris he'll never find anyone better.
We really doubt that is the case.