Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Lol!! … Access Bank Mocks Manchester United after Chelsea's Loss With Super Dope Ad


Manchester United and José Mourinho are not getting any respite from the papers today. Humbled and humiliated at Stamford bridge, José Mourinho has been renamed ‘The humiliated one’.


You won’t love the papers this morning today if you’re a Red and Access Bank has joined the banter party.

The bank took a hilarious swipe at United’s expensive squad while advertising its ‘pay with capture’ feature.

United signed Paul Pogba for a world record fee in the summers alongside other pricey recruits such as Eric Bailly and Henrikh Mhiktryan.

Friday, October 21, 2016

Photos: ‘Ugliest man’ in Zimbabwe Contest to Hold in November

Despite difficulties in securing funds to sustain the pageant, organizers of Mr Ugly Zimbabwe have insisted that it will be held on November 25.

They say this year is exceptional because a lot of sponsors have come on board and preliminary contests are ongoing in other regions before the main event.

“Mr Ugly pageant is on. The sponsors are there. We have active sponsors, who have come on board … Harare is big and has a lot of people, hence we are having contests in a number of suburbs,” the founder of the pageant, David Machowa told local newspaper News Day.

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Girlfriend sends porn star to test boyfriend's loyalty - it unsurprisingly backfires massively

Trust is like a mirror. Trust is like a piece if paper. Trust is like a rubber. You get the picture - once broken, crumpled or worn down, it's probably not coming back.


Equally, misplaced suspicion isn't ideal. So, if you decide to test someone, then - your own neuroses aside - you're probably on shaky ground.

One star-crossed lover entered such shaky ground recently when, rather than just go through her boyfriend's phone like regular person, she hired porn star Valerie White to essentially honey-trap him.

As you've probably guessed, it did not end well.

The entire debacle was caught on To Catch a Cheater and documented how it unravelled, rather spectacularly.


Initially, the boyfriend had no interest in Valerie's charms, and did not respond to her flirtations. However, he did eventually politely offer to help her, as she seemed "lost".

Tenacious Valerie kept gunning for his phone number, and asked him if he had a girlfriend. The poor man admitted that he was seeing someone, and innocently suggested they could all get together and hang out.


Flustered by Valerie clearly insinuating she'd be up for a cheeky ménage à trois, the man left the scene after asking her why she was interested in him.

As for the girlfriend?


She admitted to "feeling crazy" and "mixed feelings" about her boyfriend giving the porn star his number and added how she hated her for pursuing her boyfriend.

She finally relents: ""Okay, okay. I'm not going to break up with him but I don't like that he got her number and said he would hang out."


But.... as soon as she told him about the set-up, it didn't end well. AT ALL.

Moments later, she's all smiles as she gives her man a call - but she hadn't counted on how he'd react.

Yep, he dumped her immediately for doubting him and questioning their trust so publically.

He tells her he's done, hangs up on her, as she's left saying: "Are you fvcking kidding me? That's how he breaks up with me after a fvcking year?"

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Pupil with 100% attendance over 5 years furious after given just a certificate and a pen instead of an iPad


A secondary school pupil who missed out on winning an iPad every year for his perfect attendance record has been left disappointed after teachers only awarded him a certificate and a pen.

Sam Stannard, 16, never missed a lesson for five years and even sacrificed family holidays and battled through colds to maintain his perfect record.

Despite being entered into a prize draw each year for students who achieved a 100 per cent attendance, Sam never won the coveted prize - and Apple iPad.

Now Sam admits he regrets missing out on skiing trips with his family after his school gave him a certificate and fountain pen to mark his achievement.


And dad Lee, 52, has also weighed in with his thoughts, admitting he is 'gutted' for his son.

Mr Stannard believes teachers should have given his son the iPad at this year's award ceremony held by Portslade Aldridge Community Academy in Brighton, East Sussex.

Mr Stannard, of Brighton, said: "He [Sam] was a bit disappointed to have got through the whole of secondary school and not miss a lesson, to only be awarded a fountain pen.

"You would have thought for the last day of term prize draw, they would have given him the iPad.

"No one would have known any different if they had just awarded him it to him.

"I was down-hearted for him."

Sporty teenager Sam added: "I started going in everyday, and when I was ill I didn't feel ill enough to stay at home, and then after a few years I realised I had not had a day off school.

"My family goes on holiday skiing most years, and when my whole family went in February, I didn't go.

"Every term I was entered and I wasn't picked once, I was a bit unlucky. But that's the way it goes.


This is the certificate which Sam was awarded


"If I could go back I probably would have gone skiing."

Sam maintained his perfect record but another boy at the school who had previously achieved 100 per cent attendance for five years was given a laptop.

Principal Katie Scott said: "We have worked extremely hard to promote the importance of attendance and we are very proud that attendance figures at PACA are above the national average and the second highest in the city.

"We have driven attendance in a variety of ways, including competitions and awards.


"Attending every day of school over five years is a tremendous achievement for any student.

"We recognised Sam's achievement in the year 11 leavers' assembly and in a special award at our inaugural annual awards ceremony.

"That evening was all about students' successes and achievements being recognised, and their pride in that.

"Every winner received the same prize - a certificate of achievement and a pen."

Monday, October 3, 2016

LMAOO! NIGERIAN SENDS PRESIDENT OBAMA A DM ON INSTAGRAM AND GETS A REPLY



Lmao....this cracked me up!
‘We are manyar than u’

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Lmao! Couples holds their wedding at Shoprite, Ibadan!


Unconfirmed viral reports say the couple in the photo above had their reception at Shop rite in Ibadan over the weekend.


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