This Man Is The Ugliest Kim Kardashian You'll Ever See, And He Spent Over $150,000 To Become Like This

If you are eating something, please put it down immediately. If you believe in God, pray. This is horrifying. It is incredibly hard to become Kim Kardashian apparently. More so, if you're a dude. 23-year-old Manchester man Jordan James Parke has spent a lot of time, energy and money ($150,000) to look like Kim Kardashian, his idol. He achieved this terrifying procedure through plastic surgery,  extreme lip fillers (50 operations, to be exact), laser hair removal, and eyebrow tattoos. And of course, botox. Lots of botox.

 Jordan is a make-up artist by profession, and shows off his love for expensive handbags and furs on Instagram just like Kim.

I lurked on his Instagram feed before running away in fear of what is definitely an X Men mutant. Or the love child of Kim Kardashian and Austin Powers' nemsis Dr. Evil. What's even more horrifying is this hashtag that popped up on one of his photos - #vampirefacial. You know what that means? Well, Kim Kardashian got one done herself - and it used her BLOOD.