21 Signs That Show You've Been Single For Way Too Long

The world will always stand divided between two kinds of people - the relationshipped and the single. And for what it's worth, single people tend to believe that they are better off. And perhaps they are. You know, more freedom, hooking up with random people, etc, etc? But sometimes being single can take its toll on you, particularly if you haven’t been with someone in a long time. And here are 21 signs that show you’re in that place!

1. Your friends and relatives have stopped hooking you up with people. Because they know it’s not going to help!

2. And of course, they’ve stopped checking up on your relationship status. They already know the answer is going to be 'super single'.

3. Whenever you go out with friends, you secretly hope you might just ‘meet’ someone. Come on! What are we without hope?

4. And whenever you are spotted with someone from the opposite sex, or even put up pictures for that matter, everyone assumes that you’ve finally found someone. Seriously. Get a life people!

5. You don’t count your calories anymore or pay much attention to how you dress up. It’s not like you have someone to impress.

6. You are the first person your friends reach out to, the moment they have a break up. Simply because you are the best person to remind them the perks of a single life.

7. You’ve received long lectures from your besties on how you shouldn’t give up on love and should keep trying. It’s like you being single is the hot topic of every girl’s night out! And you go like...

8. You have totally forgotten what it is to share stuff. From a pizza, to a t-shirt, to a plate, you can’t share anything with anyone.

9. And as a result you are already scared of what might happen if you actually do get down to dating someone. You fear it’s just going to be one giant awkward fest for you!

10. You have signed up for at least one dating site. Secretly, because you don’t want to be embarrassed.

11. You fear the wedding season the most. Because watching your friends and relatives get hitched, while you are looking for a date online is kind of a bummer!

12. You can’t actually clearly remember the last time you were in a relationship. Yeah, there’s a vague memory somewhere perhaps!

13. People assume that you have a massive attitude problem simply because you’ve been single forever. Okay, that’s just the heights of stereotyping. Right? No?

14. And as a result they’ve told you a lot of times to lower your standards and cut down on that attitude. But that’s just who you are! Why change for anyone?

15. Even super conservative parents who were once against you dating, are now worried at your super single status. Because the neighbour’s daughter scored a guy and is now happily married.

16. You’ve actually started believing that maybe love is actually a figment of imagination. Dude, what if it doesn’t exist at all and you’re to stay single forever?

17. Your laptop or tablet has been your significant other for a really, really long time. It understands your feelings and does whatever you say (or type!). And you even have a spot reserved for it on your bed, under your blanket.

18. You really don’t see the point of all those rom-coms and love songs. You are certainly not their prime target audience. Oh hell no!

19. You make for a really great friend. Simply because you don’t have a partner who you can ditch your friends for.

20. But on a bad day you really wish you had someone in your life. Okay, hugs and cuddles from someone special is all you need at times.

21. Sometimes you do sit down and count what makes you undatable. But in the end you realize you are pretty much awesome, and there’s something wrong with the rest of the world.