Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Sex toy selfie stick lets women snap their 'orgasm face at moment of climax'

A female entrepreneur has unveiled a new sex toy designed to allow women to snap pictures of themselves during the act of selfie abuse.
Although it is not clear whether the invention is entirely serious, it has got the over-excited people of social media all hot and flustered, with some women hailing it as the "best idea ever".
At the moment, the product is only represented on a website, Twitter account and Youtube page , with no clear instructions on how to buy it.
However, the unnamed lady behind the idea has released a guide on how to use the device, which really should have been called the Selfie Dick.
"It's the first selfie stick which allows you to, well, stick it," the non-trepeneur said.
"When it's pleasure time, simply extend the Dildo Selfie Stick and get down to business.
"At the moment of climax, simply push the button to capture your 'O face'."
Although the gadget doesn't look like the most serious of technological innovations, people have rushed to pass comment on it.
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore," wrote one concerned person.
"This is literally invention of the year," another gushed.

Getty Sparks fly: Selfie sticks are generally used in less intimate situations
Sparks fly: Selfie sticks are generally used in less intimate situations
There have been several music videos showing women engaging in erotic acts, most notably a Dutch band called Adam whose five female members mimed a ditty whilst pleasuring themselves with a vibrator.
Feminists also extol the benefits of self love, with proponents publishing an astonishing number of think pieces on the subject.
But beware, masturbation is not the one-sided issue you might think it is.
On the blog Feministing, writer Samhita Mukhopadhyay opined : "There seems to be this divergence in talk of masturbation along lines of race where the assumption or focus for young white women is exploratory, sex-positive and nurturing that type of development versus young women of color who are considered a 'problem' that needs a solution, generally not having sex and based on the assumption that they are too sexual so they must be first controlled, the 'liberated'."
We hope that's made everything a bit clearer.

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